An ex atheist : I would still believe in God even if the truth is there is no God.
A believer of X : The truth is God.
An ex believer now atheist : I simply can’t deny any of that.
An atheist from childhood : There is no such thing as God.
An ex atheist : Woa… Your right! There is definitely no such thing as God. There is only God. Are you sure you’re an Atheist?
A believer of X : How dare you say that An atheist from childhood? You have offended me. You are evil personified!
An ex believer now atheist: You will be those that suffer a great retribution in the hereafter. You have verily provoked the wrath of God.
An atheist from childhood : That’s bullshit.
An ex atheist : Hey that’s not what i meant. I was just astonished by the wisdom in what An atheist from childhood said. There is no such thing as God,… because God is incomparable.
A believer of X faith : But i think that’s just your weird imagination. You see (Name of God) is God. (Name of God) is incomparable. The God you’re looking for is (Name of GOD).
An atheist from childhood : Haha…
An ex believer now atheist : Yea man, verse (insert reference) of the (insert name of sacred text) states, that there is only one God. If you don’t believe then you shall suffer when The Day comes.
A believer of X faith : Your talking about your fate right?
An ex atheist : Does this qualify as a congregation in the name of God?
A believer of X faith : Are you mad?…
An atheist from childhood : Dude not you too…
*Replace X with any religion.
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